“Michael Roberts (born 1948) is a British fashion
journalist. He is currently the fashion and style director of Vanity
Fair magazine. Previously, he has worked as fashion director for
The New Yorker, fashion
editor of The
Sunday Times, style director and art director of Tatler, design director of British Vogue,
and Paris editor of Vanity Fair. He has also worked as a fashion
photographer and illustrator, contributing images to publications including Vanity
Fair; L'Uomo Vogue; British, Italian, French, American, Chinese,
Brazilian, and Japanese Vogue; The Sunday Times; and The
Independent on Sunday. Additionally, he has published four books
of his illustrations.” – Wikipedia
Let’s get real, I look at Michael in these
images above and he looks atrocious. I kept looking at the images a number of
times to find something ‘nice’ or ‘cute’ I could potentially capitalise on but
there is just absolutely NOTHING. I keep thinking look again, clean your
Burberry specs your sight is failing you gurl try again but still FOKOL.
I mean that Safari-esque ensemble or is he channelling
military vibes. Really? As if that wasn’t enough of a shock Miss Roberts gone
done, sealed the deal with a tie. Which is also at an incorrect length by the
standards of universal “How to Wear a Tie” manual. Everything is just nasty and
totes off-beat. I keep finding all these faults but I keep thinking this is
Thee Michael Roberts, Thee Michael Roberts back check his credentials bitch, he
is major and I keep thinking fuck-that-shit he looks H&M (Hot & MESSY)
Then I say SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP look at yourself
next to him one could say the exact same thing about you and you look no better
than Miss Thang. Ya’ll be looking a mess and embracing it and aint no one gonna
tell you SHIT. It is Fashion Week after all and everything goes all though that’s
me all day all year around.
Motion of the Ocean, you may ask? Run you own
fucken race and do your own thang and better do it best!
WHO CARES, WE ALL DIE!
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